We’ve Broken Up Because of a Fart

DEAR AUNTIE ABENA,

I’m very pissed off as I’m writing this. I want to know since when farting became a crime? I’ve been dating this guy for 3 years now and just yesterday he broke up with me just because I farted in front of him.

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Just few weeks ago, I saw someone appreciate her girl for farting and this my guy is always restricting me not to fart when he’s around. I always have to hold it in and I can’t do it anymore. If we are in a relationship and I can’t fart freely around you then where’s the fun when we get married?

So me yesterday I just released some killer fart and told him I can’t kill myself. Now he’s angry and wants a breakup just because of fart. WTF?
Please I want to ask, what is it about farts that irritates our men because my farts don’t even smell, they’re just loud

I still love him but I don’t know if I should apologize or just forget about him because if we get married, I can’t spend eternity with someone I can’t fart freely around. Warris this kraa? I bore roff???? because 3 years of dating has just been wasted sake of I farted. PLEASE ADVICE I’LL BE READING COMMENTS.

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