Illustration: Mano Fan
DEAR AUNTIE ABENA,
I’m just sad because today happens to be my birthday and this is what my wife has for me. There is a lady she is accusing me of having an affair with which is not true. My wife has been to the lady’s office, gone to see her dad and even to our Pastor to warn her off me. She did all that just because she realized we’ve been talking.

I was viewing a picture earlier today on my phone when my wife saw a screenshot of the lady’s number and name which the phone had mistakenly captured. (When your finger double taps the back of the phone it captures screen) and this message is what she sent me. My birthday oh.
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